1. bnaksy:

    bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

    image

    (via moriarty)

  2. bloodpactgirlscout:


icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

    bloodpactgirlscout:

    icantspellbuterfly:

    bloodpactgirlscout:

    so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

    "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

    and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

    pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

    no i will continue to do that

    (via holymotherofsleipnir)

  3. tonkinsexual:

    I’d like to take a moment to bring to people’s attention what is happening in Scotland right now, more specifically Glasgow. I’m not sure many of you even realise that yesterday we had the chance to vote to be an independent country, and overall, the run up to voting day was fantastic! There was such passion and positivity from both Yes and No camps, but that is now a thing of the past as since the votes have been counted and a NO vote has won 55% to 45% YES. George square has been the hub for many YES gatherings over the past few weeks, and I live in Glasgow and I’ve walked through them, and it’s been a really great atmosphere, but these pictures show what replaces that today. Within 48 hours it has gone from a scene of positivity, to complete anarchy, and the BBC has covered virtually none of it! I ask that you please be aware of the discord going on in Glasgow and Scotland right now, and if you’re in Glasgow please stay at home and be safe, this is not how it should have ended.

    (Source: marie-stuart, via augustusbalfour)

  4. ahwuhoo:

Can we talk about what’s happening in Scotland yet?

    ahwuhoo:

    Can we talk about what’s happening in Scotland yet?

    (via augustusbalfour)

  5. kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

    kireinahana:

    spoken-not-written:

    stunningpicture:

    When radiologists take a selfie

    dead

    Wait I’ve seen this

    (via stevbuc)

  6. “One day, whether you
    are 14,
    28 
    or 65

    you will stumble upon
    someone who will start
    a fire in you that cannot die.

    However, the saddest,
    most awful truth
    you will ever come to find––

    is they are not always
    with whom we spend our lives.”

    Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth"   (via terrible)

    Holy shit

    (via amountainmermaid)

    (Source: afadthatlastsforever, via peskytimepirate)

  7. pardonmewhileipanic:

    mordicaifeed:

    concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

    regencyduchess:

    Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

    THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

    "How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

    I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

    (Source: shewolfofengland, via thanl)

  8. the-last-teabender:

    trainhardbestrong:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

    my uncle: “that’s great”

    Miley: “it’s a bird”

    my uncle: “no its not”

    -chirping noise-

    image

    They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

    update:

    she caught another bird.

    image

    update: she caught a squirrel today

    image

    She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

    Disney princess in training.

    (via thanl)

  9. insanefromreality:

I want Zero tattooed on my wrist, the best friend and companion who’s taken for granted and is always hurt from being ignored, but still remains loyal.

    insanefromreality:

    I want Zero tattooed on my wrist, the best friend and companion who’s taken for granted and is always hurt from being ignored, but still remains loyal.

    (via burrito-kingdom)

  10. kyougo:

    I designed my friend’s tattoo c:

    (via burrito-kingdom)